CORRUPTED SEEDS

腐化種子

Introduced as part of the Jungle Awakens DLC, these seeds swiftly grow into vines that entangle and poison your enemies. Handy, as keeping hostile mobs a safe distance from yourself is vital in Dungeons. But hang on... I was under the impression we were here to save the jungle from jerks? Is it really heroic to fill said jungle with poisonous plants, I ask you? In using this artifact to battle monsters, have we not become the monsters ourselves? Oh, I hear someone ringing the Gong of Stop Being Pretentious so let's move on.

在叢林覺醒DLC時，這些種子迅速生長成藤蔓，纏繞并毒死你的敵人。方便，因為在地牢里，保持敵方怪物與你的安全距離是至關重要的。但是掛在…我還以為我們是來拯救叢林的?我問你，用有毒的植物填滿叢林真的是英雄嗎?使用這個法器來對抗怪物，難道我們自己沒有變成"怪物"嗎?哦，我聽到有人在敲鑼叫別裝腔作勢了，我們繼續(xù)吧。

PROS: Seeds become vines in a split second! Whereas usually growing plants and crops take aaaaaaaages, which is why I strongly believe no one should bother growing anything at all. Any farmers reading this, please quit your jobs immediately.

優(yōu)點：種子會在瞬間變成藤蔓!然而，通常種植植物和作物需要時(很久)間，這就是為什么我堅信沒有人會費心種植任何東西。

CONS: These literally-groundbreaking seeds are the final artifact in my list, which means this figuratively-groundbreaking article is over. Bye!

缺點：這些突破性的種子是我法器列表中的最后一個，這意味著這篇具有象征意義的開創(chuàng)性文章已經結束了。再見!